Coffee Is For Closers
February 01, 2001
I dance in waves of Limited Liability Companies visions of stock options swirling in my head as I work for frenzied hucksters with smiling faces and fuck-you eyes. Polished liars who think "Glengarry Glen Ross" is a comedy and quote lines from it as often as "South Park." Here it’s about sales. Moving product and what have you done for me this month? It’s about the cash and cars and trips to Vegas and strippers with fake tits and smiles. Are you a closer?
NOTE: Date of writing is approximate; I’ve got the month and year but guessed the day.