Coffee Is For Closers

February 01, 2001

I dance in waves of Limited Liability Companies
visions of stock options swirling in my head as I
work for frenzied hucksters
with smiling faces and fuck-you eyes.

Polished liars who think "Glengarry Glen Ross" is a comedy
and quote lines from it as often as "South Park."

Here it’s about sales.
Moving product
and what have you done for me this month?
It’s about the cash and cars
and trips to Vegas and
strippers with fake tits
and smiles.

Are you a closer?

NOTE: Date of writing is approximate; I’ve got the month and year but guessed the day.